yo mama jokes (very popular catagory)

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Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry

Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.

yo mama so fat she looked a school bus and said stop that twinkie

yo mama is so dum i told her jump bithc she got a dog and threw it off the empire state building

your mom so ugly fredy cruger wouldnt even touch that

ur mom is so ugly michale meyers wuoldnt kill her.

yo mama is so fat she sat on four quarts and made a dollar.

yo mama is so fat when she went to the beach ppl ran around her adn said free willy!

your mama so fat she rolls to walk

Yo mamma so fat she tried to walk through the grand canyon
AND GOT STUCK

your mother is so stupid she told me to make this topic

your mother si so stupid she got locked in a toilet cubical and shat herself


YO MOMMA so fat she aint got lint in her belly button she got sweaters

ur mom so slow it anitn even funny

ur mom so dum i told her smd she told me why are u killing ur self?

ur mom so slow i told her gime 5 she gave me 5$ and walked away.

ur mom so stupid she got taken to get fucked and said opps i forgot to get paid.
(dum bithc)

ur mom is so fat i was fucking the bithc and tryed to get off and still was on the bithc damn

!Yo Mamma so fat, when she farted, Al Gore acused her of global warning.


you mamma so poor she think hobos ate rich

your mom so poor she asked a bum for change.

Yo mama's so fat, Sir Mix-a-Lot doesn't like big butts anymore

yo mammys so fat when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone

Yo MOMMA so hairy the only languags she speaks is WOOKIE

yo mammys so fat you have to take four buses and a train just to get on her good side

YO MOMMA so old her breast milk is powder

YO MOMMA so dumb on the way to disneyland she saw a sign saying disneyland left she turned around and wetn home

O.O Yo moma so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade Razz (Thats known BUT NO ONE TALKS ABOUT MY MMA BUT ME!)

Yo MOMMA so old she taught Moses the Ten commandments

Your mommy's so old when she was in school they never had histroy

YO MOMMA so ugly when death came to get her he said "aint you dead already?"

your mother is so fat the only way she can get on a bus is if she thinks its a twinkie

yo mama so fat i told her we going to the super bowl she grabed her spoon and said lets go.

Yo MOMMA so at when she puts on a rain coat the kids follow her around yelling "come back school bus come back"

your mom so ugly they pay her to keep ehr cltohs on in strip joints

your mother is so fat the earth orbits her

YO MOMMA so cheap she wouldnt pay for your abortion so im stuck paying child support now

your mother is soooo stupid she tried to drown a fish and throw a bird off a cliff

Yo MOMMA so dumb she called you a son of a bitch

Yo MOMMA so cheap when a friend came over to the house and stepped on a cigarette butt she yelled "who turned off the heat!?!"

yo mama so dum she got stuck parking the car

yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car.

yo amam so dum she thgoht smd ment get a stra and put in my pee hole and suck the pee out(dum bithc...)

yo mama so dirty i got aids fucking her

yo mama so fat you cuold slap her ass and ride the waves!!!

yo mama is so old i told her to act her age she died(damn XD!!!)

the site jokes


ur mama so ugly no one is active on this site

yo mama so fat she count as 40 guess on this site

yo mama so dum she told me to make this joke

yo mama so fat she think the guess are food that is why no one be up here as a guess(nit true)

ur mom so ugly she got darkshot2 banned

ur mom so ugly she made jesus cry and god slaped her.

oh cool i have one

yo mama so old i saw her when i was alive
(and that was eons ago XD!!!!LMFAO!!!!)

your mom is so old i slit her throat and dust came out(old ass @#%&$) lol ^V^